Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
epr 0
Brave boy picking a girl like her.
supaman1 0
20 please stop. I thought I cracked bad jokes.
godlytroll 0
YDI for going to the video store.
CitrusGirl 0
I think it should be considered that OP could have been trying to get her to watch a movie she would hate. I think OP needs to either dump her if this is constant thing or learn the word compromise
chevyguy85 0
thats why she should have stayed in the kitchen!
AmNot 0
She was probably just doing it to be funny, way to be harsh with all the "dump her" stuff, but I really don't think dumping her is necessary. I would of just been like I don't know you and made her look stupid, and turn the embarrassment on her.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being whipped. YDI for putting up with her. YDI for not realizing she was probably joking around.
Youwantwhatnow 0
a troll making scene? wtf is this world coming too? GTFO ~ ~ O_o Fun fact: a giraffes tongue measures 27", and that's why the ladies love them.
polopony 0
and YDI for not gouging your eyes out with a hot poker vs. watching The Notebook
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I didn't make a scene; OP's girlfriend did.
kristir9426 0
I bet she got her way
dirtherder 1
why? is that how you get your way when looks don't cut it?
arcticcatman007 0
I can't see that happening. (a lack of good looks I mean)
suppressed08 2
Skroal, after your usual YDI, you simply couldn't resist putting a good opinion on the end :)
simonsaysYDI 8
Just watch the damn movie. You'll probably get laid.