Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

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harryluvsginny 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:41

20- you do that on every single one and it's starting to get really annoying so could you like stop?

mrmaks18 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:44

op let me guess after reading the valuable comments on fml you did the same when you dumped her??????

JokerJohn7 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:48

is she hot?

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:49

you're girlfriend is spoiled...

ToXiCtOtHeTaStE 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:49

hahah wow sounds like a crazy gf you have there

allenrotstein 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:50

Awesome girlfriend!

pleasenopuffin 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:55

You're the baby here. Big deal, it just a movie. Watch it and get over it.

TheOptimist 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:55

Tell her if she's gonna stick her fingers in her ears you get to stick your dick in her ass.

Miss_Represented 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:56

YDI, I doubt this is something new for you, and you've stayed with her.

sallen0046 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:56

You responded exactly the way she wanted you to instead of just leaving her there throwing a temper tantrum like a three year old. YDI.

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