Kids: Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes....

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:20

Kids learn from their parents you know...

pwincessa23 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:20

you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

Comments

BeautifulSin18 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:08

You obviously didn't do a good job.

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:19

im going to go with chew but hey that's just me. jeez idiot it was a simple question . now get off FML and go apologize you selfish idiot. YDI!

jordangregs 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:22

he really meant, do you spit or swallow :L

aaronfuegopop 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:41

why would you call your kid a dumbass?

allerz 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:01

takes one to know one!

jaff23 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:21

Your the dumb ass, parents need to toughen up on their kids.

Leximin54 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:16

U knw wht I hate whn parents call there kids dumbasses. We learn fr u, dumbasses

mrbuddy 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:59

A lot of bad parents don't realize kids aren't born knowing everything and don't bother teaching them. Then they wonder what went wrong.

djlolo1129 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:50

don't call your child a dumb ass

myflowers 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:22

YOU are an idiot!

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