Start 'em young

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 23:00

Today, my 3 year-old toddler wanted to try my wine. I kept telling her it’s adult juice and she wouldn’t like it. When she kept bugging me about it I gave in, and gave her a tiny sip. She liked it, and continued to bug me about it even more. FML
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Looks like she'll be doing 12 steps before she can count to twelve.

Say no to your child and stick with it. You're the parent. YDI.

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Looks like she'll be doing 12 steps before she can count to twelve.

Hunter Phillips 7

lol you always have the best comments 🤣

You're supposed to substitute grape juice for crying out loud.

They make mock sangria juice blends. Try getting her some. That, or Ribena--it's blackcurrent juice, you should be able to order it on Amazon. Then she has her own special juice, and you can enjoy your wine in peace.

It_gets_better 18

When I was a kid my parents said I wouldn't like coffee, so I was determined to like it and lied about liking it for so long that now my main personality trait as an adult is a well-known caffeine addiction... because I lied myself into being forced to acquire a taste for it. Sorry it didn't work out like you'd hoped, OP!

Say no to your child and stick with it. You're the parent. YDI.

49_Donuts 10

Be the parent. The proper reply is ‘No’ if you don’t want her to have any.

give her straight vinegar next time