Today, I woke up at 1 a.m., after having a nightmare that I was pregnant. I took pregnancy test, and… baby boy or girl in May 2025? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, I'm almost 30 weeks pregnant. I have to go in weekly for stress tests. Last night, I had a very stressful dream about leaving my 4-year-old at home alone, which stressed me out. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
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Hangryko 32
@Rake - How do you know it was unprotected? Birth control can fail.
Studious_Gluteus 19
I hope you're in a safe state. Even if you do end up wanting to keep it & nothing goes wrong with the pregnancy, you're going to want competent doctors on hand for delivery. It's best to have a plan C if you need it. I worry for my friends & sisters of reproductive age.
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Rake 18
Your brain knows when you had unprotected sex in the right time. And therefore assumes you have a good chance to be pregnant. I wish you well whatever way you decide to deal with it. ( I would say congratulation, but the nightmare part makes it sounds that it's not a welcome one).
Hangryko 32
@Rake - How do you know it was unprotected? Birth control can fail.
Wadlaen 24
Congratulations! I know several girls who became single mothers around when they turned 20, and it turned out to be a blessing for all of them, and I'm sure that it will for you too, at least a little bit into the parenting. Hopefully you know who the father is. Best of luck!
Studious_Gluteus 19
I hope you're in a safe state. Even if you do end up wanting to keep it & nothing goes wrong with the pregnancy, you're going to want competent doctors on hand for delivery. It's best to have a plan C if you need it. I worry for my friends & sisters of reproductive age.