Kids: Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive....

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 11:49

Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them

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Comments

Iflabz 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:34

15? You suck as a parent, and how did she do this? Did you even pay attention!

dylan913 13

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:46

Time for abortion I think

man_down 5

Saturday 26 December 2015 10:06

push her down the stairs

Ultrimanius 16

Friday 13 May 2016 21:52

Followup?

123Puppy 33

Thursday 3 October 2019 15:06

You should’ve taught her better.

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