Anonymous
France
Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
ihateloopholes
Beirut, Lebanon
Weirdo
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
swervelol
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
The simple life
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Mojo0608
London, United Kingdom
Dude, gross!
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
yeah_im_mad_bro
Canada
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Anonymous
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
WhyIHateTeachers
Ormond Beach, United States
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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Damius 0
To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.
ndvorsky 4
she is not a parent
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Comments (46)
jamesjazzkelso1 0
lame fml
LaRee 0
have u ever considered being HAPPY and SUPPORTING your brother?! geeze...people these days..
prelim_champ 10
Did you try telling him that you are happy he won, but that the constant recitation causes the poem to lose its charm? Maybe then he will stop.
Omgplz 3
You're probably just jealous because he's got more damn talent than you. Get over yourself. Why not be nice and tell him to make a poem book or something and not to "Spoil the ending" so you can have a break?
sarahbear992 6
....and you're being extremely immature about it. what are you, 11 years old? get over yourself.
_charliebrown_ 3
People. Seriously. It amazes me the extent of judgement from you all.
Fmlano 16
OMG. You're life is like... over!
yukiokashi 12
get him interested in something else
LyricaSilvan 30
That's actually kind of cute, from an outside point of view.
biggz47 14
Get a real issue in your life