Anonymous
France
Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
ihateloopholes
Beirut, Lebanon
Weirdo
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
swervelol
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
The simple life
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Mojo0608
London, United Kingdom
Dude, gross!
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
yeah_im_mad_bro
Canada
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Anonymous
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
WhyIHateTeachers
Ormond Beach, United States
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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Damius 0
To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.
ndvorsky 4
she is not a parent
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Comments (46)
Althina 0
You should at least be happy, did you ever win something like that? I bet not
Bex_dazzled 0
lol he cant have been that great a poet, when iw as 7 i wrote a poem about snowflakes and it was published in a book it was such a crap poem too
FreshSalad 1
Sure...
pietastesgood 0
Who gives a flying ****?
ayylash 0
deal with it. your story sucks
emikinz 0
not funny. atalllllll. I've never heard a story about a sibling being "annoying" deal with it. many of us do every day. so I feel your pain , but we don't post them as fmls. ęmįłÿ xø lifes tough sweetie.
ily_hun996 0
I'm sorry everyone's getting mad at you :( I have 3 younger brothers and a younger sister and they can get on my nerves too :)
orlandogirl4life 11
HAHHAHA @ 26
hellokittywhore 0
WTF! you're a bitch for not supporting him go die you bitch-face sticky dilldo mother ******
observesandgasps 0
oh no your life is so hard!! **** you.
CanadianStoner 0
Hahahha @ 31 support him ffs