Anonymous
France
Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
ihateloopholes
Beirut, Lebanon
Weirdo
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
swervelol
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
The simple life
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Mojo0608
London, United Kingdom
Dude, gross!
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
yeah_im_mad_bro
Canada
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Anonymous
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
WhyIHateTeachers
Ormond Beach, United States
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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Damius 0
To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.
ndvorsky 4
she is not a parent
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nocturnal_crazy 1
Humor him and listen.
vicky93 0
today, as i walked downstairs i found out my ferret had explosive diarrhea and shit all over my notebooks that i left on my on the floor last night after finishing my 3 page essay do tomorrow. my mom forgot to lock him in his cage.fml. but hey, your brother bugs you about his poems,fuckyourlife.
Sessee 4
Not an FML. Not even close.
CPTobvious_fml 0
You are a horrible parent
ndvorsky 4
she is not a parent
liinkinparkfan97 34
Can you not read? It clearly says OP is a sibling.
24788 7
He's just happy he won.
FlatBaby 0
Just act like you don't care, nobody likes bugging other people if they don't give a....
anthony960 0
Well at least he's doing something productive
whothefcares 0
are you kidding? nobody cares
burnhamt23 0
Fml? No.
princesskitten 0
You're a horrible sibling. You should be happy for him and listen to his poems, you self-centered asshole.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Calm the hell down. I'm sure you'd be annoyed too if you were bombarded with poems all the time. Sure it's cute for a little awhile but sooner or later it'll get on your nerves. Chill out.