Kids: Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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Loe_307 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:17

It's even more funny that he had the sense to lock his door and you didn't.

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:06

... Nice... At least he learns from you and not from some twonker in school or... from South Park...

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gqduck 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:24

I don't really understand how this is FML worthy. A lot of guys learn about masturbation from their older brothers. I guess 10 is a little on the young side to start, but it's no big deal.

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:29

hah. one ounce of prevention is a pound of safety or somthing like that

Miss_Tyff 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:57

Why doesn't anyone lock the door anymore?? Be glad he didn't catch you having SEX... lol

kevin_19 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

he was either gonna learn if from you, or t.v

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:14

How do people get caught masturbating? Are you doing it while sitting at the kitchen table or something? Lock your door or do it in the shower or something.

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:20

He would have figured it out on his own.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:34

Okay, there's nothing really wrong with this. Masturbation is extremely healthy, and if a kid hasn't figured it out and needs a tip, why not?

ughh_lydia 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:35

lmao. thats why locks are invented. private moments. only you should know about.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:04

First of all, your brother is a ******* dumbass if he didn't know how to ********** yet, and second, you must be retarded if you can't lock your door or do something. A ten year old outsmarted you because he locked his door for christs's sake!