By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
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flinkpamingo 0

First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.

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Lolbrittany 0

should've egged HIS house/vehicle.

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domgian99 3

umm ur boyfriend slept with her?

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Heathtastic 10

Maybe you'll learn to be an adult about things like this when you graduate the 3rd grade.

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atvrider99 9

You're an asshole for trying to damage her property cause your boyfriend was unfaithful.

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horizontalline 18

It wasn't missing the truck that made you look like idiots. The thing that did it was blaming the girl that slept with your boyfriend.

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cwl727 32

You do know that your boyfriend also slept with her. Besides move on what are eggs supposed to teach her.

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nnnntr 17

If you hit her drive way with eggs wouldn't that mean you were at her house

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Cemetery87 10

Two questions. 1. Why is it not 'ex-boyfriend' now? 2. Perhaps she didn't know he was taken, so why not egg his house instead? I'm sure at least he knew he was in a relationship at the time.

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Georick7 19

YDI cause you need to go up closer or just punch her in the face next time you see her

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TheIronFez 13

Dude, it wasn't the girl's fault. She probably didn't have a clue about the OP being with the boyfriend.

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tdawg91 17

Egging someones house at your age? You already looked stupid before we found out you had bad aim

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themanyuniverses 3

If I were you I would've egged the boyfriend's house not the girl's car. He's the one in a relationship so he's obligated not to sleep with anyone but you.

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