Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, I applied for the health and safety representative role at work as an add-on to my role. I convinced a co-worker to put his name down along with mine so I wasn't the only one. He didn't want it so much, and it went to a vote… which I lost. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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ICallKyo 3
sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD
ashes2ashes 0
aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho
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Comments (124)
fanstasia 5
Get her a birthday cupcake, but don't throw away your vote! Their are other and smarter ways to show your appreciation. She probably doesn't even know what you did, which is sad and makes you come off as a little bit of a martyr.
Crethius 4
Aw, that's nice, karma will kick in just you wait.
redbluegreen 41
Karma won't help them until their NEXT life.
Ninjaface 0
Wait, so you decided to "be nice" by voting for her, but didn't actually want her to win, thereby defeating the purpose of your "nice" gesture? It's a good thing you did, because obviousy you aren't smart enough to be class president.
Subjectzero 0
are you ******* retarded? looks like the coucil deserves better than you due to this fact then.
ladiesman14 0
man that sucks you lost all due to one dumbass voting for her. find him and kick his ass.
bouhouhou_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sucks for you Im sorry but i can't stop laughing thats funny
natforlashes 0
Nice guys really do finish last!
Ioannes 0
Even if the OP had voted for itself it would've ended in a tie, in both cases the OP wouldn't have won...
Anteezy 7
rofl are you retarded? she mentioned the only other competitor is the one she voted one meaning there were 2 people competing she lost by 1 vote so if she voted on herself it means that the other person would have 1 less vote and she herself 1 more, therefor she would win by 1 vote. (example: other one had 101 she had 100, 101-1=100 100+1=101 she won) but i guess math is hard ; /
FromCFL 0
YDI for giving away your vote for so stupid a reason. With (lack of) judgement like that, what kind of a class officer would you have made?
FotoLyfe 0
u need two votes in order to win by one vote, so even if ur vote had not been there u would've tied anyway, plus in most places to be fair candidates cannot vote, so ure probably making this up