Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, I applied for the health and safety representative role at work as an add-on to my role. I convinced a co-worker to put his name down along with mine so I wasn't the only one. He didn't want it so much, and it went to a vote… which I lost. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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ICallKyo 3
sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD
ashes2ashes 0
aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho
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Comments (124)
DocHolliday_fml 0
Obvious fake. Go cut your throat. pig. slob.
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** off, whiny punk ass bitch.
cmac86 24
@FarSide: thank you! bravo, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Styna_fml 0
at least you know that "your vote really matters" and won't miss any governmental ones.
xYDIxFYLxOPx 0
They use percentages in voting don't they so like if it's too close they do a recount?
blondie105 0
awwee that sucks but its halarious lol
DAN7IEL 2
how can u lose by 1 vote?? I mean had there ever been an election that ended witty that kind of outcome??
iTz_n0t_mInE 0
NO TIME FOR NICE, CRUSH YOUR OPPONENTS! ESPECIALLY ON THEIR BIRTHDAY.
Hisbabyforever 0
the reason there are votes are to see who wins, thats the whole point of voting. so why would you vote for her and then be surprised when your vote counted and she won. you voting for her shows her favor, an act of kindness, and if your willing to do an act of kindness, why are you disappointed when it turns out well for her. so you do something nice and then get dissapointed that it actually helped. who wants a guy that likes to pretend to help but then gets upset that it DOES help, in charge?
windergirl6 0
you are stupid ! it's politics idiot ! never feel emotional towards Ur opponents :@
DaveTheBrave20 0
KARMA IS STILL A BITCH even though ur nice