Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
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Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, I applied for the health and safety representative role at work as an add-on to my role. I convinced a co-worker to put his name down along with mine so I wasn't the only one. He didn't want it so much, and it went to a vote… which I lost. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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ICallKyo 3
sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD
ashes2ashes 0
aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho
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muboshgu 0
that's why you always look out for yourself first
reapfml 0
D̢̢̤̩͍͎̳̱̣̣̱͕̗̂̂̋ͪ͗̿̾̏ͮ̀́͝on't you DARE do a good deed!
mrrrfghqueen 0
aww :( good for you - you were being a nice person but that didn't seem to help you. i can't say ydi though...
patticake1601 0
who votes against themselves? silly
ScaryPants3 0
Haha that is just a suck situation. Kudos for being nice, but then again you need to watch out for yourself first.
grv_fml 4
yeah world is such great place when its filled with selfish narcissistic egomaniacs /sarcasm perhaps her opponent was being nice too and voted for her instead
epikz 0
no good deed goes unpunished!
honeydew4u 0
hahahahaha nice going
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you lost because you didn't meet the standart A, which is " must have a competent brain"
raeannriley 0
why do I find it so hard to believe you lost only by one point? so if you had voted for yourself you would have just tied... still so unlikely if you think about it. I call fake.
pieceustogether 0
Math fail. If the opposition is ahead by 1 (let's say 100 to 99) and you take one vote from the opposition, it becomes 99 to 99. Then you add that vote to yourself and it becomes 99 to 100. You win by one vote. Idiot.
bsias4ever 0
Your math fails as well.....if 50 people voted for her and 50 voted for the other person...then she/he voted for the other person...it would be Her/Him:50...and the other guy 51....idiot......
WhyIsntLifeGood 0
really? you go to school on saturday... interesting
pieceustogether 0
FML requires you to start every entry with "Today," but it doesn't mean they all actually happened today, or yesterday, or even this week. You would have to be stupid to believe that everything posted on here happened the day it was posted.
bummervacation 10
And some people actually DO attend saturday school in addition to regular school like myself.