Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, I applied for the health and safety representative role at work as an add-on to my role. I convinced a co-worker to put his name down along with mine so I wasn't the only one. He didn't want it so much, and it went to a vote… which I lost. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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ICallKyo 3
sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD
ashes2ashes 0
aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho
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Satara 0
U would hav tied then. -1 vote for them is a tie
CrumbFlicker 0
Yes, but if she had voted for herself she would have won by one vote
ohmanz 0
let no. of votes by op be X let no. of votes by opposition be X+1 so now u have X : X+1 if u take away 1 vote from opposition and add it to the op u get... X+1: X then op wins by 1 vote baka..
FromCFL 0
Funny--the news on election day is full of photo-ops of candidates voting. Where are these "most places" you're talking about?
15olives15 0
my student council elections were last week. I won. there were four people running, there's like.. 600 kids in my school or maybe more. I had 467 votes, this other kid had 98, another had 87, and the other had 8. go figure.
GriefBacon 0
So?
Veritas143 0
My class elections were last month..I had a banana this morning..go figure
Davin_fml 0
the people running for the position do not vote
SpringLoaded12 0
Wow, that's one hell of an accidental birthday gift.
kenderman 0
dumbass always vote for yourself....
ohmanz 0
YDI for talking about politics!
NicoleSegal 0
Oh wow. I did the same thing once. Me and my best friend were both running for class rep a couple years ago. I voted for her to be nice and I lost by one point. She voted for herself! That was the only year of my life that I didn't win for what I ran for. Thanks a lot. Plus, I'm not sure about everyone saying math fails and shit but... Say the person had 10 votes and you had 9 take your vote about from the girl you voted for, you both have 9. Vote for yourself, now you have ten, the girl has nine. No math fail there. (:
rexchanna 3
It's not as if she would have known it was you who voted for her b/c it was her bday
minuteforce 2
you haven't watched "ELECTION", have you?