Health: Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse...

Sheldon76 24 February 2015, 19:43

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

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Sheldon76 16

25 February 2015, 17:00

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

25 February 2015, 09:07

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick* I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

cheeeksss 29

25 February 2015, 09:08

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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princessace13 19

25 February 2015, 15:51

Um, what's a catheter?

greenerich 11

25 February 2015, 16:35

The balloon keeps the catheter from slipping out. When it's deflated, the catheter easily slips out on its own.

Sheldon76 16

25 February 2015, 17:11

A tube inserted through the urethra and into the bladder. (Through a dick hole, for a male). It drains your bladder for you so you don't have to pee.

fmlsams 27

25 February 2015, 22:39

It's what everyone wishes for during those 1 AM "I have to pee" moments, and what everyone hates when they actually need to have one.

princessace13 19

27 February 2015, 07:18

Thank you for explaining :)

HeWillBeLoved105 22

25 February 2015, 16:00

I'm a girl and I shuddered.. Why is there a balloon in there?

steffi85 7

25 February 2015, 19:51

there is a balloon to hold it in place or it slips out.

bobdlawr 8

25 February 2015, 16:24

Only one case I can think of deserves that and that's pedifiles ( sorry if it's misspelled for the spelling nazi ) but as an EMT my but hole created a sonic boom as it slapped shut that's how bad it made me cringe

lvg_fml 10

25 February 2015, 16:26

I don't get how anyone put you deserve it. I know I sometimes hit that by accident but there's a lot. Wish there was a way to undo it. Anyway so sorry you went through that.