Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
jessimica642 8
$50 will buy you allot of deodorant :)
kendraexismoore 0
****** looserr
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
Your profile picture is you (I hope) taking a picture in a mirror, which makes you the loser, dumbass.
quite_bored 9
Especially since you're giving out your full name.
surfnshred 2
haha pay me any day to sit by myself
lovertolover 4
Someday, you'll be, livin in the big old city and all they're ever gonna be is mean:)
LePenguin 0
50 in the bank, shortty whatcha think!
drea310 0
More like a win..:)
Colonel_Lexi 18
Shit, I wish I could make easy cash like that!
bizarre_ftw 22
New business opportunity? NICE!!!!!
Lemon_Lime888 0
Free 50 bucks!! Does kinda suck but it's free cash why not?
JesusChrystler 1
Doesn't matter, got paid