Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML
Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Why did nobody think to ask where the grad wanted to go?
californiapoppy 11
That's when you pretend they're someone else's family! And congrats on graduating
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Comments (47)
challan 19
Perhaps they should have picked paintball to work out some aggression. Sounds like a Jerry Springer kinda family.
FightMyLiger 19
Mmmm... Paintballs.
perdix 31
Damn Security! Always getting in the way before the pro-Chuck E. Cheese force could prevail over the Axis of Evil: Pizza Hut, Baskin-Robbins and Putt-Putt!
Cazz91 21
That will be a day to look back on and laugh it off hopefully.
FightMyLiger 19
Hey Farva whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
IworkAt711 14
Someones about to get pistol whipped.
worldclassrager 41
You are the graduate...why don't they ask you?
mixinitup 12
And it's not like this graduation night is for you or anything. Sorry OP. Now to look forward to your college graduation!
Apprentice4Life 5
I feel sorry for you OP :[ That's embarrassing to have to deal with, especially on a graduation day. It's supposed to be a big deal, a happy day.. P.S. I'm curious.. Where did you finally decide upon?!
TheVoicesTalk 3
Lol, this sounds like some stuff that my family will pull next year. Good to know that I'm not the only one!
westboundcali 13
I had mine too; Congrats!
subrad 2
C'mon haha I got to know...is your family Italian?