By turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 964
You deserved it 2 596

Same thing different taste

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That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

thinmint 0

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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there is a definition for this situation somewhere... let me just pull out my...Handy Dandy Dictionary! *flip flip flip* hmm...okay..."ouch"

amandachara 1
shae1128 0

FYL OP, guess it's better to find out now she's a cheating ***** than down the road. You'll meet someone much much better.

I guess someone had a different idea of eating out that might....

DemCherries 4

I'm sorry. Also, happy late bday