By turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 965
You deserved it 2 596

Same thing different taste

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That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

thinmint 0

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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that's well bad. Well bad birthday dinner :/

shit, and i thought i had relationship problems. FYL i hope you dumped her ass in the most cold heart way possible, dont hold back

queenconeja 0

im sensing a lesbo lol #22 that is the first time ive ever heard of the phrase 'winnie the pooh style' oddly enough..that explains a few things lol.

lol why is every 1 asking if its a guy are a girl who she ******? she just ****** some 1 on his bday who givs a shit if its a guy or girl o_0 loool

#34, if she cheats with a dude, she is a lying cheating *****. If its a chick, its hot, & obviously, they just started the 3-some early without him, so that every thing is perfect for when he joins in. Because, you know, the world was created for men, by a male god, & god only made women so that men would not be lonely & turn gay. Women are just like animals or a tool that for some reason are allowed to talk back.

Something tells me you're one of those guys who still lives with his parents at the age of 38 and is a permanent virgin. Can't imagine which girl will go for someone who actually agrees with that pile of shit you just spewed out. Either that or GTFO troll.

Wow Cobramorph your a big ass go **** yourselff

OMGitsME432 1

Sexist prick. You have no room to speak.

anonymous112295 0

#35; wow. your a dousche bag! i am VERY offended. your never gonna get a girl if you think that.

ohheykiwi 2

Goddamn, people, learn to read sarcasm ~_~"

Sarcasm only works when your tone of voice and facial expression can be heard & seen. So... the joke failed miserably.

Spac3Ghost 0

t all the people who said that this man deserved it, i hope you all have terrible relationships that never work out and i hope you all get shot when you're running after the one you love!! grrrrrr... fyl man, my sympathies...

Yo, Cobramorph? wtf is your issue? You have serious problems dude. First of all, God is a being, not male, not female. also, women are not some tool for your freaking pleasure. We need to be respected. Just because some girls are ***** and are horrible people, doesn't make us all that way. So yeah, your love life will simply be this: a ton a ***** who will never leave you happy, while you'll be all lonely and have no one to really connect with. Get a life dude. seriously. go to church, cause you might learn something about life, love, and God.

angel1024 0

#35, your extremely sexist, aren't you...?