Transportation, Cars and Road rage: Road hog

Road hog

By DanJames24 - 10/10/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom - Rochdale

Today, a girl seemed to be tailgating me while I was driving home. I ended up letting her past as I didn’t like it, so I pulled into the next petrol station. She did too, so I thought I’d ask her why she was tailgating me. She asked what I was going to do about it, before kneeing me in the balls. FML

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Roadhogs

By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Public Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, my partner was driving. We were coming up to a sharp bend up a hill when suddenly a girl and a boy came speeding down the hill on a scooter. My partner stopped well before, but they fell off the kerb. We got out to check they were OK. The girl blamed us and kicked me in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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Queue cutters should be prosecuted!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 17:00

Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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And1 12

Sunday 10 October 2021 12:35

My usual response is to let them pass, and then tailgate them for a short distance just to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Bogrbon 27

Sunday 10 October 2021 14:04

I’m going to take your picture, your license plate and call the police to pick you up for assault and battery now, thank you very much.

Comments

Brightside86 30

Sunday 10 October 2021 11:03

She was in the wrong, but seriously how did you think that was going to go?

wysegirl 24

Monday 11 October 2021 13:41

Who goes up to a stranger and asks this question? While she was in the wrong, you probably shouldn't have gone up to her. Next time just get the authorities involved so hopefully you have a dashcam.

And1 12

Sunday 10 October 2021 12:35

My usual response is to let them pass, and then tailgate them for a short distance just to give them a taste of their own medicine.

jc1015 25

Monday 11 October 2021 18:58

slowing down, (not brake checking cause that's illegal) holding them behind you, and watching them lose what's left of their minds is a lot more fun and satisfying.

Bogrbon 27

Sunday 10 October 2021 14:04

I’m going to take your picture, your license plate and call the police to pick you up for assault and battery now, thank you very much.

kfchicken 31

Monday 11 October 2021 3:49

no picture needed the gas station should have her car and the assault on video

Hailstorm92 12

Sunday 10 October 2021 15:46

Let’s see how well she likes equal rights equal treatment. Football kick right between the legs with steel toe boots.

Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5

Monday 11 October 2021 1:55

Nah bro. They rarely like it when equality kicks back. Better to get the cops so there's at least a note of it.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 October 2021 16:30

She was obviously asking you on a date, and when you rejected her by interpreting her advance as "tailgating," she felt scorned. You know the "Hell hath no fury" thing, right? You should have given her a chance with a quick coffee date.