Health: Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are...

By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 05:59

Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML

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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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ishatmyselfonce 0

Monday 7 March 2011 12:13

lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it

dragonaair 5

Monday 7 March 2011 12:23

Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.

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supahnazi 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:22

thts actually normal

lizliz23 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:43

#128 spoken like a true boob-war-itarian

penguinazul 13

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:11

Why on earth would you do that? That just seems like you're setting at least one of you up for embarrassment.

MichaelGood 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:08

^ welcome to my life ^ I have the happiest heart!

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:37

1. I love how this is under 'medical' 2. Anyone else see 2 spaces after the first comma?

PeacePandaBear 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:23

Why are you with that????

HawnSun 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

I know how u feel!! but my bf just has a big chest not manboobs.

That_helped 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

Have fun with your flat chest

Ella90 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:48

if it upsets you so much get fake ones and put him on a diet you will deff have bigger ones then :)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:03

Right, because everyone can afford a surgery that costs several thousand dollars...*Sigh*

toppers2468 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:55

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, honey.

Getting on

Big one

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