Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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Comments (315)
jay2121 3
Get out of that relationship before it gets worse. She's obviously a bitch.
Jasonf6 0
Dump her and run. The Facebook fukwads are killing society.
xMysticKnightx 1
No, all of you who complained about OP's gf is out of your mind. OP, write the god damn wall post. If it's any other day, fine, bitch about it. But it's her day. Do what she wants. Period.
elletex 8
NNo, 137, **** that. OP's girlfriend is a moronic **** for getting her panties in a bunch over a bunch of words that weren't posted on her social networking profile. Do you not see the idiocy in this? OP planned a nice day to celebrate and all his girlfriend cared about what how it was displayed on the Internet. You can't get more more superficial than that.
j_cat187 20
#137 You butcher of the English language.
PhishloverA 14
#137, you're a mother freaking idiot, PERIOD. Re-read your comment and then you'll realize how dumb you are and what a moron you just made out of yourself. You're the one who's out of your mind, EXCLAMATION POINT!
7lovepink 3
Just write it on her fb wall big deal
your_ma 27
It's more the fact that even after the effort, time and expense he spent on her she's refusing to talk to him over something so trivial.
ChristineAnn58 8
You're an even bigger retard than you look... It's more complicated than just a "comment"
AGhost5445 25
74 No need to be a dick.
danial1214 21
Thats stupid because it is just a projection of pixels on a screen , why should it be so important to say happy birthday on the internet instead of real life?
7lovepink 3
:) your a ugly fatass as you already know
lovepandorasaver 11
I would comment on her wall, but with soo much more than she was asking for.
The_Big_Boss 20
Your gf is an idiot
WiseGuy79 14
I say delete her off your friends list altogether for acting like a lil brat..
twye 22
Is Facebook really that important? I'd be upset if I only got Facebook posts.
Ajwc101 24
Not to be rude, but your girlfriend is highly unthankful.
strawberrywine22 30
I'm not saying it is okay, cause she still acted like a total bitch, but I see why she was upset. If her friends are anything like my old friends were, they'd notice you didn't "care enough" to write on her wall and try to convince her if what a douche you are. Again, she was still a TOTAL BITCH about it, and its a very shallow way of thinking, but that's the way I used to be and now I think back and want to slap myself for it!
devore504 7
she shouldnt care what they think if she knows he is nice
Sunnyxx 9
Some people take facebook way too seriously... it's unfortunate that your lady is one of those people, OP.