Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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Comments (315)
gennytte 4
To me, this sounds like a "love languages" issue. To you, quality time must be the most important thing. That is why you think that must also be the most important thing to other people as well. Different people hold different things to be important. It is not uncommon to want to see that your loved one will declare publically how he/she feels about you. That's why ladies have loved for years to have our flowers delivered to us at the office rather than at home... so everyone can see them! Learn your girlfriend's love language, which appears to be "words of affirmation", espeically in public. Not talking about your girlfriend in public is a huge indicator of wanting to leave and/or cheating. Has she been with someone in the past who was good to her in private but dissed her in public?
Jessic1 5
That really sux :/
nerdstuck101 8
Then just write happy bday rite now + apologize duh
missalice0306 19
She deserves to be dumped on facebook
zombiesdkdjdjf 1
Dump her ass and tell her to grow up.
secretbagofstuff 4
My boyfriend didn't even get me a present or text me or ring me to say happy birthday
rachaelleighx3 2
Dude, she doesn't deserve what you did for her. That's just so immature.
smth3572 1
So u still have a chance to get out Scott free!!
7lovepink 3
Your gf seems legit
bobleheadNS 0
Punch the bitch in the boob.