Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
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Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19
Needles to say you did not go, right?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...
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Comments (98)
hateevryone 15
happy belated bday. sorry about your situation. hope it gets better.
breezyblue33 19
I absolutely hate needles when it comes to getting my shots, but I did try acupuncture "just for the heck of it." The needles are really thin to the point where you don't really feel them going in or out. It's a very interesting experience...but probably not the best way to get over a fear of them.
Okayitwasme 0
Sell it on ebay
MMAlegendDAWT 0
You must be the guy that posted an FML about being a paramedic and getting shot in the arm making it sound like a big deal when really it was just the routine vaccinations for the job that you were "shot by". But I know what will solve your fear.....hot nurse! Done! Now your mind is no longer on skinny needles penetrating your skin.
Joshawott 21
I love your sister xD. You got trolled bad =3
swinglifeaway123 8
Holy ****. 1-23 My birthday as well
andrew_aka_vex 3
Haha. Your sister is trolling.
NynjaHOb0 0
Your sister is is mean
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
lol i actually have an extreme fear of needles as well ._.
Sings4Ever 3
You don't have to use needles. They have a thing that has the same effect. I used it