Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
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jellitonoctopus 19
Needles to say you did not go, right?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...
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Comments (98)
olibuur 9
maybe someday you'll need it, and it won't be so pointless. no? okay.
The_Troller 14
Intentional pun?
palahniukpaul 6
Could you sell it?
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, coupons have little price value. The actual value would range from a few cents to a fraction of a penny. Really, why buy a coupon?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Actually I think there's sites for stuff like that? Like if you save $10 you can buy it for $3? Or its like a big trading site. Lol. I'm not sure. Maybe I'm making it up.
rob3rt561 0
Atleast u got something, on my bitthday my mom asked me for 20 bucks!!! That was itt!!!.. :( Happy bdayy
soccercreator7 3
Let's hope this was just a prank, and the surprise party is going to happen later on today with better presents
Brainspoil 2
What woman doesn't like to get poked on her birthday. I think something is wrong with op
ladyLALAA 29
Sell it on eBay, I'm sure someone out there likes being stabbed with needles haha.
AlaskaKid95 7
Maybe she's encouraging you to meet someone and get over your fear of needles? Try to be optimistic. (:
simgar98 0
happy bday!!!!
birdfreak 24
Aww happy bday! :) and if your sister knows you have a fear of needles, she's being insensitive. Sorry
Natty23 0
The place for acupuncture, you don't even feel the needles, thats the cool part, I've been there and I've talked to people about it, everybody said they don't feel it