poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
James
How could you forget?
Today, I realised that my birthday was yesterday. I was so busy with my painting work that I completely forgot. I realised when I got messages from friends in the USA, wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously timezones? FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
India
Homesick
Today, it's my birthday, the first one in my college life. No one knew, and no one wished me. It’s fine, I guess. But as I sat alone in my room, I could hear laughter and cheers from hall they were celebrating someone else’s birthday. I tried not to care, but deep down, I felt little envious, and a little lonely. FML
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I_Suck_At_Life 0
I think you need a bbbiiiiiiggg hug. *Hug!* Happeh Birthday! <3333 #1 #2 #3 #5 #6 =)
lexxi_fml 0
maybe a surprise party is around the corner?
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Comments (59)
xthelegendx 0
Forever alone *rage face*
teddybearxochi 0
Happy bday!!
AllyJordan 0
Happy birthday!(:
jasminea 0
Nooooo! All of FML knows :) HAPPYBIRRTHHDAY!
rdsknsfan12 6
Haha. U ain't alone there. Today is my birthday and very few people have remember ad the only reason ANYONE remembered in the first place is because my birthday is listed on my profile.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Oh poor Op! Happy waaaayyy belated birthday!
_JellyBelly_ 5
I love how they say it's 6:30 pm and no one remembered when it says that thy posted it at 4:30 am - seems legit
colton_colton 50
Happy birthday
dawanjony 18
HBD dude!!!!!
Circles 18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY! Have a good year! I'm sorry everyone else forgot :(