Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Just shove the saxophone up his ass. He'll be quiet then.

Personally if I had a saxophone up my ass I'd be anything but quiet

I don't think anyone could be quiet after that kind of trauma..

Ah shit double tapped send. Ignore this comment. My bad.

Touche... Touche indeed. You can instead beat him over the head until he passes out :D

Or you can shove it up there, pull it out, and then beat him to silence.

You could but if you did every time he farted it would sound like a dying elephant.! Lol.!

Threaten to kill his family, that'll shut him up.

Simply split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see him, break your back and crack your oar if you wish to prevail. This ivory leg is what propels you, harpoons thrust in the sky, aim directly for his crooked brow, and look him straight in the eye!

Jazz is amazing I don't get why op is complaining; that's a waste of a good saxophone anyway

Am I the only one was hopin to read, "10 giant angry BIRDS?"

lol

What does "touché" mean?

What does,"touché" mean?

By that do you mean butt SEXaphone? Pun- pun- pun- pun- puuuun- pun. This comment is going to get buried.

I hope it's not a tuba O.o

Maybe that's his plan :)

Depending on the waiting period to buy a gun where you live, you might have to put up with it for a while. Or just kick him out

Or, if he doesn't have one, surprise him with an iPod and a nice set of headphones? Then he can listen to his music, and you don't! :)

Ask him not to?

What is this communication that you speak of??

You will soon learn young one.

Why dont you just ask him to play quieter???

"In to" is one word, is it not?

Why yes it is

WHY NO ITS NOT!!!! LIARS! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!! NO. NO. NO!!!! WHAT KIND OF CRAP ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL THESE PEOPLE INTO? *will take his medication now*

Depends on the context; in this FML, it should be.

You just don't get jazz. :P your hubby has some good taste!

I agree. OP should be glad she has a man with such good taste! Jazz is amazing, too... ESPECIALLY freeform jazz. Rule on! :D

Or... OP's husband doesn't understand jazz and that is the reason why it sounds so terrible?

Tell him to get some good high quality headphones, everything sounds better through good headphones! It's like he's right there! :D

Sounds like a great gift idea. ;)

Play orchestra at full blast.

Play some Rebecca Black. On a scale of 1 to Fail, she broke the scale.

Agrede!! Play "Friday" full blast,put it On "repeat",and wear ear plugs!!

It doesn't matter how good the jazz is if it's cranked up to headache status. OP tell your husband if he still wants to be able to hear anything ever again, he will invest in some headphones ASAP!