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Simply split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see him, break your back and crack your oar if you wish to prevail. This ivory leg is what propels you, harpoons thrust in the sky, aim directly for his crooked brow, and look him straight in the eye!

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Jazz is amazing I don't get why op is complaining; that's a waste of a good saxophone anyway

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By that do you mean butt SEXaphone? Pun- pun- pun- pun- puuuun- pun. This comment is going to get buried.

Depending on the waiting period to buy a gun where you live, you might have to put up with it for a while. Or just kick him out

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Or, if he doesn't have one, surprise him with an iPod and a nice set of headphones? Then he can listen to his music, and you don't! :)

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WHY NO ITS NOT!!!! LIARS! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!! NO. NO. NO!!!! WHAT KIND OF CRAP ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL THESE PEOPLE INTO? *will take his medication now*

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I agree. OP should be glad she has a man with such good taste! Jazz is amazing, too... ESPECIALLY freeform jazz. Rule on! :D

Tell him to get some good high quality headphones, everything sounds better through good headphones! It's like he's right there! :D

It doesn't matter how good the jazz is if it's cranked up to headache status. OP tell your husband if he still wants to be able to hear anything ever again, he will invest in some headphones ASAP!

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