By Geraldine - 30/11/2011 01:53 - Canada

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML
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iam_yummylicious 12

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Just shove the saxophone up his ass. He'll be quiet then.

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stuth186 7

Personally if I had a saxophone up my ass I'd be anything but quiet

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bubo_fml 10

Play along using your body as an instrument...Particularly, your ring piece...OP: "Check out this lick, baby!" (& chuffs one right in his face!)

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

OP should start blasting Megadeth and other various heavy music.

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Michael_92 20

Well you could just ask him to stop...hows he to know it bothers you??

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

No need to explain, but I feel you on that one. You should really be blunt and tell him to go take his noise somewhere else Or things could end up nasty. (Not really.. Lol)

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BrotherTheo 31

Talk About It. Really, Is this so difficult?

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perdix 29

There ain't no such thing as free jazz -- it's costing you your sanity. Why would they build a shed for White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?

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jobsman99 0

When I was in school we used to say "play two notes wrong it's a mistake. Play 3 or more and it's free-jazz". We had too many jazz majors. I feel your pain.

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scottm1 0

Ten bucks says its because he also just got into a girl that likes it.

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McAninch35 9

Because that's the logical cause of him acquiring new tastes in music.

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