Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
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Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, dieting is making me depressed and I'm so hungry. I don't even care about losing weight, but my boyfriend is and he's doing a low fat diet with me for my health, so I'm going to do the low calorie thing with him. I also feel like I'm not doing well enough in the gym and it's hurting so bad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband never actually took our new healthy lifestyle seriously when his coworker told me that now, instead of at the house, he keeps beer and cigars at his brother's house, and visits the Burger King drive through every day for lunch. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Men just lose it easier, it's ****** up, but for the most part true.
R2Y2 22
Some people have fast metabolisms, dont fret! Just do more cardio and maybe drink a protien shake in place of a meal if you want to gain muscle as well
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Comments (103)
Matheo_fml 21
Don't do it for him or someone else! Do it for yourself!!
djstiv3 15
maybe hes rigged the weight machine.. or moved it to another surface.. carpet and hardwood are a differemxe of maybe 2 lbs
Death69 24
Remember that muscle weighs more than fat. Sometimes when you begin an exercise program, you gain some weight at first. Which is why they tell you, don't trust the scale in your few weeks. Gains will be seen in other aspects. Not the numbers you see on the scale.
Bragi 12
You can't get anything useful from four days, OP. Only weigh yourselves once a week.
robd007 20
losing weight is all about calories in vs calories out. your body has a specific amount of calories needed to maintain your wait. eat less calories than that, and you will loose weight. bodybuilding.com forum has great stickies and forums for info. and last but not least, left weights - free weights.
jcfrisco 13
Doesn't matter. if he's in a caloric deficit he will lose weight even though he eats junk food. If you're in a caloric surplus you'll gain weight
lonerlarry123 12
Muscle weighs twice as much as fat so you could be doing better than your husband.
PokeyPorcupine 18
Shit happens OP shit happens.
SeriousJoker72 18
Weight gain is actually a good thing!! I promise! Your body will gain muscle mass before it burns fat and muscle weighs more than fat, you're making progress I swear! Keep at it and congrats :)
lionhead29 9
could be muscle