Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
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Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, dieting is making me depressed and I'm so hungry. I don't even care about losing weight, but my boyfriend is and he's doing a low fat diet with me for my health, so I'm going to do the low calorie thing with him. I also feel like I'm not doing well enough in the gym and it's hurting so bad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband never actually took our new healthy lifestyle seriously when his coworker told me that now, instead of at the house, he keeps beer and cigars at his brother's house, and visits the Burger King drive through every day for lunch. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Men just lose it easier, it's ****** up, but for the most part true.
R2Y2 22
Some people have fast metabolisms, dont fret! Just do more cardio and maybe drink a protien shake in place of a meal if you want to gain muscle as well
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Comments (103)
GunSlinger69 19
Men lose weight a lot faster and easier. Sorry, just how it is.
itwontvalidate 18
At least you started, good job! Just keep going and don't let your husband make you lose motivation.
willyjac 17
As a wrestler who's always watching his weight i can tell you that it's not an easy task trying to lose weight, you'll have ups and downs but the most important thing is that you keep at it, it'll get there OP :)
sullivankeara 25
You'll get there girl! Keep your head up!!
seemo82 19
well... i guess should start eating junk food too. :p naaah... keep up the good work and try measuring ur scale at least after a week coz as they said.. water and poop counts
False_Stupidity 41
Maybe the fat is secretly transferring from your hubby to you by osmosis or something while you sleep. =)
dutch_girl13 20
When you exercise you gain muscle. Think of it this way. You have become stronger while losing fat while he.... well I think he's working off the junk food.
Jasim 17
Persistence and patience.
celtics734 2
Classic mistake. Stop looking at pounds as a measure of success in getting healthy. Inches lost and body fat % are the best things to track as well as how you feel. As you work out you lose fat while gaining muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat.
bobbabson 8
When you starve your self your body converts muscles to fat because it thinks it's starving