Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
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Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, dieting is making me depressed and I'm so hungry. I don't even care about losing weight, but my boyfriend is and he's doing a low fat diet with me for my health, so I'm going to do the low calorie thing with him. I also feel like I'm not doing well enough in the gym and it's hurting so bad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband never actually took our new healthy lifestyle seriously when his coworker told me that now, instead of at the house, he keeps beer and cigars at his brother's house, and visits the Burger King drive through every day for lunch. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Men just lose it easier, it's ****** up, but for the most part true.
R2Y2 22
Some people have fast metabolisms, dont fret! Just do more cardio and maybe drink a protien shake in place of a meal if you want to gain muscle as well
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_kyleG_ 34
Metabolism' a bitch
liquifiednate 21
Not really, metabolism is what helps you burn calories. So if people have a better metabolism than someone they'll lose weight faster. If anything it's the opposite of a bitch.
Willisdog 3
Don't worry OP, it sounds like you just have fluctuating water levels in your body. Stick to the routine and the weight will be gone soon.
WingWalker 2
That's what happens when you're a woman. Oh and btw, new years resolutions are realllyyyy lame snd cliche.
Mauskau 35
Your comment is really lame and cliché.
WingWalker 2
I disagree. At least not as much as new years fitness resolutions.
howard007 18
Calorie deficiency is what needed to lose weight. Track your calories, try using Myfitnesspal in the appstore. And to whoever said your weigh will change that is true. Weight should usually be tracked weekly not daily as many things will change your weight daily.
xninix_fml 36
I've used that app before it's definitely a great app. I think op should use it too it's very helpful :)
howard007 18
Ive personally used it in the past and it is a good way to track how many cals you have taken in. Along with a goal weight to lose per week. When you eat you never really taken in the number of cals are in the food.
vikky538 28
diet results may vary from person to person..and its only 4 days OP...you will see progress soon..and all the best for you new year resolution....
Jeromiah 8
A big thing most people do when "dieting" is they try to starve themselves by skipping meals or cutting back to much under eating can be just as bad as over eating try and do three small meals a day with snacks in between and always be conscience of what you eat too. You eat to much your body has surplus and it stores but if you eat to little your body thinks it's starving so it stores you just have to find the right balance for you. You can do it don't get discouraged and don't focus to much on weight there are plenty of unhealthy skinny people out there too and that's what it's really all about being healthy
BlindlyWandering 17
Very true. If you don't eat enough your body will start to burn as few calories as possible to make your energy reserves last as long as possible, which means that instead of burning fat, you just lose energy. You need to eat enough, but keep what you eat low calorie. Don't worry about your results so far, its only been a couple days, which is not enough time to get an accurate idea of how the diet is working for you.
digidy_doggg 9
anybody want to chat?
MissGrave 1
I feel your pain, OP. My husband's lost 10 lbs and I've gained 3.... SMH
missbrit818 20
Aww that's not fair. Sorry op!
imjanty 10
Men always seem to lose weight faster, I am so jealous...!