Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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tre tre 5
call the cops if she isn't legal
DraftHail614 17
I will never understand why people are unfaithful. It's like relationships are a joke nowadays.
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Comments (16)
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
There is no bright side to this. If the teenager is underage, he belongs in psychiatric care. Either way, I’d leave and make sure he never sees his kids again. Ever. It’s clear he is a danger to them.
real life problems 26
It's not clear that he is a danger. The **** he was banging could be legal. Not every teenager is 13
ARISKomuniszt 24
plot twist: the teenager was the first child
Michael J Mcgee 5
you stopped giving him lovin so he explored his options
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so i take it you are single then
chosha_fml 27
So sorry, OP. That is so disappointing and terrible timing to boot.
IHaveThePower 18
At which point you called the cops, right?