Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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reader1 0
Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?
lolol182 4
pelvic thrust?
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idesofmarch 1
Yes, thank you #123 - it seems incredibly unlikely that it's a guy. If it were, "My parents through me a sweet 16 party. I'm a guy. FML" would far outweigh the naked part. 119-121 - learn how to type or go kill yourself.
cal_cal 0
wish i was there for this!
wrestler17 0
Not everyone lives in the suburbs or near a city when I lived in a place where yes I had neighbors but it was country esk I tanned naked outside and even if someone driving on the dirt road over three hundred yards away caught a glimpse you didn't really care that much because they could barely see you and it's like whatever... So I could see why tanning naked with neighbors around that you rarely see or just not really care but in front of half your school is pretty funny/ can be embarrising if you care
slacker37815 0
Sucks for u, and I highly doubt half the school was there, ur not that popular
Sith_lord 0
LOL @ 127 and LOL @ you
deathbunny256 0
Wait... Are you a boy or girl...
s52 0
Lmfao!
neezie 0
Same thing happened to me. Except switch backyard with auditorium. And accident with on purpose. And students with the elderly.
butteredbuns 0
YDI for assuming they were gone
skiBOAT 0
What kind of arsehole parents go out of town for their kid's birthday, let alone sweet sixteen?