Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
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Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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Top comments
clackity 7
you are what is wrong with this world...
TwoOneFive 11
Harlem shake is annoying as shit
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Comments (121)
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
It probably was terrible!
beclaurela 18
Sounds like Woodie Flowers.
upallnight11 19
Our college professor let us do the Harlem Shake. Too bad he didn't join us. Be happy to have such a cool professor. He sounds like real fun.
lec17 10
that's better than trying to learn Spanish but all your teacher does is look up harlem shack videos of the day we have major test.
fuzz97 23
no it's ******* not
buddy51 23
OP- What in the world was the harlem in him shaking you up?
charvisioku 22
If he showed you that and then proceeded to teach like usual, I don't see a problem. If he spent the whole lesson on that shit, I feel for you.
lhamil64_fml 5
What do you mean "instead of teaching us"? The Harlem shake is 30 seconds, it couldn't take up a whole class..
doglover100 28
At least it's 30 seconds long. The fads have just gotten stupider over time. I wonder what future generations will say about this generation. You pay a lot of money for them to teach you.
Kukironosuke 16
any proffessor who does stupid stuff like that should get all of their degree's taken away and be forced to work at mcdonalds
theawkwardlife 21
Are you ******* serious? Maybe its time to pull that stick our of your perfectly bleached ass hole and lighten up god damn it.