Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
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Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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clackity 7
you are what is wrong with this world...
TwoOneFive 11
Harlem shake is annoying as shit
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Comments (121)
The_Water_Ninja 9
don't worry OP, I'm sure this fad will die out faster than gangnam style at the rate it's going
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Whoever invented that dance needs to be slapped with a pillow stuffed with knives.
sleepwalker13 25
How idiotic. That's not very professional
cblock94 7
Shake it off. You'll live
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Harlem shake it off? *shot*
diaosi 4
I don't even know what the hell the video is but I gather from other posts that it is a stupid dance and the videos are pretty short. The professor was probably trying to lighten the mood a little before or while giving a boring ass lecture. So you should actually be delightfully surprised rather than bitching about it.
1994bitches 12
I still have yet seen this video... or any video of the sort..I don't know if I should feel left out or happy..
afallingstar 22
I have no clue what this Harlem shake thing even is...guess I should be glad I don't...
Rababco 29
@75 Sounds like a Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson wanna-bes.
TheCutestLizard 28
Wow, what a waste of time!
xr0517 10
next time u show some to him.
joethebiden 8
"Instead of actually showing us something"? Wait, so did he spend the whole lecture playing the video in a loop? No matter how you feel about the whole Harlem shake fad, a whole 1-2 hours of it would be excruciating. I feel your pain.
chanellgymnast 17
Whenever I watch any Harlem Shake video, my face shows less expression than Kristen Stewart.