Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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Top comments
CurlyQ1993 0
awkward...
ktbird 0
It's not that bad. You seem to have forgotten this is the man that wiped your ass for 2 years.
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Comments (216)
buddha313 0
At least you're not two guys. 'Cause that would just end in a sword fight to see who goes first.
positively_crazy 0
why sleep naked ? and please tell me that you didn't see each other like completely naked cause that would be sick I couldn't look my dad in the eye after that xs
punkylemon 4
ZOMG WTF.
xaline_fml 0
the fml part could be having to see their dad naked. that might be scarring.
Petawhitney 2
If you don't want to be seen naked, don't leave your room naked. Advice for both you and your father. Now, put some clothes on, *****.
BloodyHeel 8
*****, righto. Perhaps you don't know what the term actually means?
Xavi89 0
lol... shit happens!!!!!
DarkHelmet 10
I concur!!
hayden419 2
make sure you didn't get pregant..
Tikwichka 5
Oh, come on! Seriously?!
DocBastard 40
Wh...what??
JeansKismet 9
I LOLed :D
locura1991 0
hopefully you didn't bump into each other or start fighting to see who can get into the bathroom first. FYL
jfarrow9703 11
well 90 percent of all families are in home nudists that's what category u r in the rest are ******* prudes!!!
Shadow73 13
I think your statistics are a little off there
noogai96_fml 6
90 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
skyeyez9 25
Sleeping naked is more comfortable.
oh_wow_why_me 0
I agree