Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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CurlyQ1993 0
awkward...
ktbird 0
It's not that bad. You seem to have forgotten this is the man that wiped your ass for 2 years.
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Comments (216)
MrBigDog2U 0
So the F... what!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
You would be perfectly fine seeing your mum in the nude with bits jiggling as she ran to the loo?
TryptamineDreame 0
So glad I don't live with my parents for that to happen, I would be traumatized.
ThePersonalDream 0
That must have been one awkward silence at the breakfast table.
stronghand0331 17
Lulzies! When I first saw the gender I thought, for a hot second, that Op was a guy... And then upon further examination I realized that it's really a girl which proceeded to make me cringe a little.
1personinthiswor 0
Great minds think alike.
Perdition 4
Did you at least get on your knees? And look away, of course.
ulicksam 0
You're from Kentucky so as long as you used protection you should be ok.
Draminicaus 0
Heeey....Easy on the incest crap. I'm from Kentucky, too. we don't really have uncle brothers and sister cousins running around everywhere. lol
georggx 3
should of put some clothes on!
HomeAl0ne 20
So *that's* why they call it the 'wee hours'!
talksarahh 0
lol that was funny