Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling... - FML

By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By das_shizzle - 05/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Ben360 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:43

Today in the middle of the night....

DigitalKnight 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:44

You interrupted his conversation with the devil.

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Asario 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:01

100 bucks says he wasnt really asleep. he just wanted to punch ops bitch face. no offense or anything of course

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:05

we have all been there.... hahaha

perdix 29

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:15

Don't interrupt someone when they are taken by the Holy Spirit and are speaking in tongues. YDI for being an agent of Satan.

tans_fml 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:22

so punch him back.

Faleni 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:37

yup!

RosiePatosie 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:27

.. ouch?

Mofozofo 3

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:28

Atleast he didn't punch you rectangle in the face.

lnobles1208 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:12

haha

Silent_dream 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:32

never wake up a sleepwalker/talker. I slepwalked once and my dad tried waking me up. I accidentally kneed him square in the balls thinking, like in my dream, someone was robbing me

cartooncharacter 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:10

Square in the balls.... Here we go again.... How in the world are your father's balls square? Balls not =to square!!!!

Silent_dream 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:34

p.s. I was making fun of op by saying square in the balls. just so u know :T

riggens7522 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:57

damn u beat me to it.

translat0r 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:26

never interrupt a man in the throes of gibberish

SparcMac 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:11

exorcism time

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