By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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DigitalKnight 0

You interrupted his conversation with the devil.

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dakorok 6

This is why you don't wake up someone when they're sleeping. At least, not by physical means.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

Did you check if your purse is in the freezer yet? No? Well check your oven.

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babyblue666 1

when they start to talk like that in there sleep wake them up by tapping their feet tgat way u wont get punched

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Buggi_fml 0

You don't mess with people if they sound disturbed. My ex tried to cuddle with me while I was having a dream I was getting attacked... when I woke up his side of the bed was empty so I went to look for him... I found him on the couch looking all butt hurt cuz he got pushed off the bed.

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Mourningstar 4

Punch him back! Lol

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alan1234 0

reminds me of that scene from stepbrothers

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Horseyhannahlou 0

LOL I do that in my sleep! XD

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louie0501 0

did you punch him back or did you dump him I would to be you

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