Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I snuck a snack into a library study hall. One tiny crinkle of the wrapper and every head turned like I’d detonated a siren. I tried to nibble silently, misjudged the crunch, dropped the pack, and it performed an encore. The professor glared at me. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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Top comments
sockoiid 13
You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends
lat1404 16
Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.
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Comments (93)
tzemmy 25
they cant expel you without proof you are in possession of drugs or have a positive drug test right? just make sure to ditch that "friend" OP
Christakwon 7
But you guys aren't thinking. Suppose op really did drugs the night before. If they test him for this one that's really a candy the drugs from last night would show up.
Khione 12
I was about to say YDI because you weren't following class rules, but then I saw what your "friend" did, so FYL :(. I hope you don't get expelled and everything works out!
0ss 12
Let's be honest with ourselves. It's hard to fend off the urge to taste the rainbow.
ashleysteele 21
It's smarties, not like he had a meal in the midst of class, hardly a reason to say YDI.
DoomedGemini 38
I never ate breakfast so I had to wait until lunch to eat. If someone offered me candy, I would take it. Hell, even the teachers handed out candy sometimes. I followed rules and was a good student, i just don't see eating candy as such a horrible thing especially if you were like me and it helped get you to lunch
Narayan96 13
That friend is a twat
fuckercakes 21
If it's that serious, just admit to a drug test. Then, if we had similar personalities, you'd only be suspended for beating the hell out of your friend.
KittyLahv 27
This FML reminds me of the test scene in Freaky Friday.
ThepurpleCow 19
He needs some smarties because he's stupid.
agghhh 7
Dick move on his part.
LetMeSleepPlease 23
I went through this same shit in high school. This guy in school stalked me. Like he showed up at my house once uninvited. After I called his mom he never did again but. Also, he called me all these sexual names and tried to touch me so I'd hit him to get him to stop, but he never stopped. And no administration ever did anything about it, despite me trying to get someone to get him to stop. So one day he brought a giant baggie of pills to school, passed them to me across the lunch the table, in front of a teacher. In front of a teacher. I cannot stress this enough. Naturally THIS got their ******* attention... Oh and I was in trouble too. Yes, they were real honest to god pills. I nearly got ******* expelled even though I had the teacher behind my back and three witnesses saying I didn't do anything. I want to say I don't think you'll get expelled, but if Smarties for you are sour, I don't have much faith. Ask for a drug test, get a teacher you know well you back you up. If they're doing this right, they're going to call in friends for testimonials on your behavior, and hopefully your other friends aren't in on this "prank". Good luck, OP.
Grenith 21
I would suggest a drug test too... assuming you could pass one.
miss_amphetamine 24
Just explain what happened and offer to take a drug test. Ecstasy only stays in the bloodstream for a couple days so even if you had done it in the past, it will come up negative. Also you deserve better friends, OP :(
Scorpio1691 29
true. but if they test the hair. there would be a result there if someone does take it.