By wolfie898 - 21/05/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 656
You deserved it 8 301

Wolfie898 tells us more.

my mom is actually divorced

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I guess asking to borrow the car was now a possibilty?

goldered 2

More like fuck your father's life for having a unloyal wife.


I guess asking to borrow the car was now a possibilty?

juicedboi 7

A slight nod for acknowledgement is all that is needed. You may then be on your way. I an sure the mutual agreement to keep quiet is understood. Otherwise start screaming and flailing your arms like a crazy inflatable arm guy

Miq94 0

how is this an FML should be happy !

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

imacreeper 3

great minds think alike.

it could mean the mom had been cheating which in the future will lead to a divorce this is why it's not a happy moment in life

#26, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen

teenager34 0

Lol, who's she been shagging ?

She was out in the Shaggin' Wagon!

goldered 2

More like fuck your father's life for having a unloyal wife.

why do you automatically assume its cheating?

because... what grown woman would sneak out of the house to go to a party? if my husband would forbid me to go to a party I'd point and laugh at him and I'd go anyway. unless he had a good reason. or unless I'd cheat on him

sassypants93 17

They could be divorced. Wow it's amazing that none of you thought of that...

why fuck the father's life? people cheat for a reason. needs arent being met.. not saying I condone cheating but shit happens

doc_j 0

if the needs arent being med than leave. dont be a pussy and cheat

Maybe the mom was just out at the bar with her "girlfriends" and have fun. Amazing how no one thought of that, they just expected shes cheating. Jerks.

Trupe 3

They assume she's cheating cause a grown ass woman doesn't sneak around to hang with her friends. So yeah, she's fucking some other dude. what other reason is there to sneak around?

iAmScrubs 19

yes, how do you even know there is a father. She may be a single mom

maybe the father values the 40s roles of men and women thus she had to sneak out

Trupe 3

If she was a single mom, the reasoning is still there. Why would she be sneaking into the house? Sneak around who? Her kids? No...more like a husband. Or boyfriend in your single mom scenario.

catcrazy101 2

#10 y in the hell did she snuck back in that dosnt look good

noelykins1 19

actually a lot of mothers don't want to be judged by their kids so yes she could be trying to sneak back in. Maybe op has a younger sibling. Plus moms don't always cheat when they are out. She could actually have been wanting a break and went to be with her friends whom could be girls. She could also have a job that she wouldn't want her kids to know about. She could be single also. Don't just assume s is a cheater.

catcrazy101 2

y hiding something like that then? u know my mom and step mom step dad and dad they go out to have fun by them selfs and u dont see me judging them i would judge them if they r hiding something like that from me like i said it dosnt look good

my mom is actually divorced

whats her job workin the street corner? come on now lol

Oh, I don't know 65...either that, or ANY JOB that has late shifts. Idiot.

cherrybitches 6

that must have been a very tense conversation afterwards

"Mom?" "OP?" "Neither one of us was here. You don't tell, I don't tell"

Your mom wins.

awesome mum you have there :D

can someone say blackmail?! use it to your full advantage lol

JustinThunder 8

Obviously your mother just got back from the party you are trying to attend.

LilFlash81 0

shudda MADe a deal to not tell on yu or else yu would tell on her

zowieandzander77 1

and who exactly is the daughter going to tattle to???

traze 7

So...come to an agreement or war it shall be.