Geek: Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

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Kitchen nightmare

By not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville

Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

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Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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Whole foods

By anonymous - 06/03/2016 05:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

biasedshooter 24

Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

Comments

mrdiehler 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:00

I wouldve let him do it and just sat and watched

AshleighNason 24

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:04

thats terrible

Cookiegirl222 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:11

That's awesome

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:39

He could have suggested putting a condom in it...

xxchocotacoxx_fml 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:45

whos ur partner? chris griffin!

KendalKeller 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:26

Your life really sucks /sarcasm

RadioOctopus 16

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:37

i dont get it..

Cyanidenhappines 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:46

I think this post made my day. :D

Hypercrush80s 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:59

Future Nobel Prize winner material right here...

Billybobby 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:00

Is your partner black?

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