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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

Comments

SplotchyxDroneZ 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:19

Is he black?

buckeyes127 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:36

Omg your life sucks so bad!!!!

alexzannder 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:53

Yeah ur life totally sucks, fyl? How about eff no, wow a kid is stupid and u put it up as a fml.. Is this is the worst thing in ur life and ur complaining then ur a pussy

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:02

Give your lab partner points for originality...Most fellas would've suggested adding spunktum...

ILpalmtree 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:46

What?!?! Waste a chicken wing?! How dare he/she?!

whosurdaddy123 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:42

Oh my god no way a chicken wing, you're life is well and truly ******, I dont think i'll ever recover from just reading it, harden the **** up would ya!!!

rak393 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:57

I'm going to assume he was high

jdengel 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 18:20

I ate chicken wings last night because of this fml

icic6772 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:03

Dumbass. Chickens can't fly.

delfino1604 24

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:37

are you a ******* idiot or just ignorant? of course chickens can fly, farmers clip there wings when there chicks so they wont fly. dumbass :)

tehcyberman 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:29

With the way food is being made by these corporate companies, i'm sure that would make it much more rubbery/bouncy. Maybe he isn't stupid, just aware of the problem in his own way.