Health: Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed...

By Charlayyyy - 16/12/2010 02:30

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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Thursday 16 December 2010 9:04

that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?

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Thursday 16 December 2010 9:03

oh shit! xD

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Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 21:20

Now you're REALLY looking like DahkLohd with his Voldemort-Avatar ;)

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:41

YDI for not putting the stuff on YOUR face YOURSELF.

flodezie 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:41

Omg!! post a pic!! lmao

TOL_fml 6

Friday 17 December 2010 4:06

well at least you can donate it to locks of love or some cancer organization. That way people can enjoy a lucious mustache or gotee :|) (the smiley's workin' a French stache).

fakEwOrLD 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:15

ydi for not saying nothing but hey there's eye brow pencils n fake lashes..use that till they grow back....wait do eyelashes grow back???

heatherlorinxox 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:16

aren't your eyebrows and eyelashes the main facial hair people have?

samiboy9 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:51

lol I made masks the same way last year just my partner dropped they stuff with glue on in my eye!!! just perfect dndufhsnawoee lol

hellolovely2 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:04

soooooo why didn't you put it on yourself before she started plastering away?? if you reaaaally wanted to keep your facial hair, you'd make sure that step was completed. oh well!!