Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
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italiangurrl 8
that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?
Mons_fml 27
oh shit! xD
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Comments (145)
Indiana_fml 4
Now you're REALLY looking like DahkLohd with his Voldemort-Avatar ;)
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI for not putting the stuff on YOUR face YOURSELF.
flodezie 0
Omg!! post a pic!! lmao
TOL_fml 6
well at least you can donate it to locks of love or some cancer organization. That way people can enjoy a lucious mustache or gotee :|) (the smiley's workin' a French stache).
fakEwOrLD 0
ydi for not saying nothing but hey there's eye brow pencils n fake lashes..use that till they grow back....wait do eyelashes grow back???
heatherlorinxox 0
aren't your eyebrows and eyelashes the main facial hair people have?
samiboy9 0
lol I made masks the same way last year just my partner dropped they stuff with glue on in my eye!!! just perfect dndufhsnawoee lol
hellolovely2 0
soooooo why didn't you put it on yourself before she started plastering away?? if you reaaaally wanted to keep your facial hair, you'd make sure that step was completed. oh well!!
sharkbait5593 0
and you didn't notice there was no vasoline on your face...?
Falcon621 0
Fail