Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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italiangurrl 8
that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?
Mons_fml 27
oh shit! xD
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cupiecat 2
Omg, you poor thing!
katgurl 13
YDI, I mean you could've put the Vaseline on yourself, and not depended on your partner. I just did a whole upper body cast on myself and covered every inch from my neck to my waist, AND my whole arms. My partners put a good layer on my back, and I made sure my whole front was coated, don't wanna have to chisel plaster off the boobs...
Skroal_stomper 5
Boobs?
katgurl 13
Boobs. Boooooobs. Ta-tas. Hooters. Honkers, blouse bunnies, melons, breasts, cherrie pies, knockers, *******, rack, etc.
olivesd23 0
lol just in time for christmas cards
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You could always be a new trend setter, OP. No eyebrows ftw?
fxamature 5
OP, ydi. You, your partner and your teacher are all stupid as hell. How can you not question having plaster (a building material) poured on your face? Tell your teacher to talk to someone that does lifecasts for a living, or at least to get some alginate for casting faces.
katgurl 13
They have different plasters, but for mine we used plaster gauze, which I assume they did as well. Perfectly fine on skin as long as you have a GOOD layer of Vaseline beforehand :S
Kirsteeeeen 6
Wow that sucks :/
easy_fascination 0
if you're a girl, you could always use an eyebrow pencil and lots of black eyeliner, or some cheap false eyelashes.
Ninjafriends 1
Draw on some angry eyebrows.
fmltiligothigh 0
ydi, for not remembering to put it on either.
kenzpader95 0
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