Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
italiangurrl 8
that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?
Mons_fml 27
oh shit! xD
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Comments (145)
Ismellwin 0
A free facial wax! most people pay money for those! :)
kindlystfupls 0
you have crazy hair! I LOVE it!! :)
Garytt 0
draw eyebrows with a marker or glue carpent insetead :D
mbeasley14 0
Just pencil them in and tell people your a Mexican woman.
mbeasley14 0
Geez moderated so fast.
FFML_314 12
Make up some crazy disease and tell people you can infect them by licking their fingers. You know what to do.
Garytt 0
stupid
FFML_314 12
bitch?
mnms7 0
um why didn't u jus put on the Vaseline in the beginning or remind her? ydi srry
asianive 0
dumbass.
supaisu 0
and you didn't remind them? fail on both your parts.
dramaa 0
hair grows..so cheer up!
AAShah 0
A funny FML, after the longest time.
Garytt 0
reminds me of the 8th grade when I pinned a kid I hated and shaved an eyebrow off