Work: Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 10:55 - Australia

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

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By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

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By fucked - 14/03/2014 19:40 - Canada

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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Thursday 20 January 2011 16:30

I like the part where nuns use computers.

speechless5 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:09

hehehe, brilliant! :D

Comments

TheFiercePhoenix 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:51

*favorited* This is truly hilarious

Sami211 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:40

Funny but it's obvious the fml is fictional.... but still funny.

sjhill 32

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:58

genius, mate. pure genius.

JordenAsplund 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:57

You must be 100% moron...

bogan35 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 20:06

you're just an idiot who doesn't know how to shut your mouth. enough said.

Asterio 5

Monday 14 May 2012 16:16

OP is a ******* idiot

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Saturday 3 November 2012 23:58

Your an idiot

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 19 February 2013 8:04

Lol

Vittu_Elamani 16

Thursday 7 November 2013 15:24

I just found it funny that I've met a few nuns and most of them had a pretty good sense of humour, so they would have laughed. Maybe I've been hanging out with the wrong sort of nuns...?