Today, I wrote a 2000 word essay on "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps". I was proud of my work, until someone pointed out that New York is "The City That Never Sleeps", not Vegas. FML
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Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I’m in Las Vegas on vacation with my boyfriend and his dad. After staying in his dad’s dirty, dusty, toilet-broken Arizona cabin, we’re now in a cheap, shady, smoke-filled Vegas motel. I’m picking the hotels next time. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't, therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on page 11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
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Top comments
vijer 0
You could argue that Las Vegas is also a "city that never sleeps", since people stay up all night gambling or out at clubs. However, Las Vegas is usually recognized as "Sin City" and the slogan is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".
bama1331 0
haha dumb ass
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Comments (105)
Jonkbaby 23
ah-haaaaa but New York is in Las Vegas. I saw it in pictures. I thought it was by Maine but it isn't. tell you're friend to eat a bowl of honey bunches of fail
Schiffy 18
oh, god, i hope you're joking
brianjman14 23
Ok, are you trolling, or are you a dumbass? First this comment, then you think you use "you're" in "do your homework." Then you think UK means "Kentucky," and finally you thought this was a geology problem when it was a GEOGRAPHY problem.
brighteyes81 0
^love u
imsh0rts0watt88 1
The New York New York is a hotel in Las Vegas.... New York is a state near Pennsylvania... across the map... I hope you're not really THAT stupid!
lilasiangirl09 0
that's just a copy of new York it's a casino based off of it
Jonkbaby 23
I will bet you 500 dollars that the new York in las Vegas is the REAL las Vegas. where do you think the Yankees, knicks, giants, jets, mets, islanders, rangers and lakers play? problem solved. next.
liloneex3 0
New York is in Los Angeles, not Las Vegas.
OvenproofToast 0
lol
Jonkbaby 23
uh. wow. >.<
CrAzY_MaN100 0
wow if u had to write a paper why didn't u go to google and type it in see ur mistake. clearly u r a rookie at these types of things
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"why didn't u go to google and type it in see ur mistake" What exactly were you trying to say there?
perdix 31
Insomnia is pretty widespread all over America. With the rampant obesity, sleep apnea is an epidemic resulting in a nation of sleep-deprived fatties. Yet, we rule the world until China snatches it from under our corpulent, lazy, complacent asses.
Jonkbaby 23
uh. north koreans aren't Chinese. >.<
perdix 31
North Korea is not a threat to take over the world. China is the leading candidate, but any combination of the BRIC countries could knock us off of our bloated, adipose asses.
underfailer 0
Sorry, China will eventually realize we have no plans of paying them back, start world war, then do the stupidest thing anyone could ever do(attack russia), get raped, world continues like usual.
Aerious 0
18, please fall in a hole and die.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If China actually started a "world war" I highly doubt the world would just carry on as usual if they fell because everyone else would either 1. still be trying to kill each other or 2. Suffering while trying to clean up the huge mess that a world war would create.
sculp91 0
well you're from the UK so I'll let this slide
Jonkbaby 23
uh.. im sure geology is a required credit at university of Kentucky
mintcar 10
This 'troll' is a dolt.
TaTaTanyaHo 5
24, 4 has it right
Jonkbaby 23
your wrong to
Aerious 0
You're wrong too* Jonkbaby, are you mentally retarded or something?
Jonkbaby 23
no. are you'. err I mean re'you? HAPPY?
yellowdoor 0
Just change it to "Las Vegas - The City Real That Never Sleeps"
ChibiChibi_fml 28
City Real?
TJSpeed91 4
Dumb ass! Los Vegas is called Sin City!
enoughgrace 4
The name is "doo-maz". Geez, everyone knows Seattle is the sleepless one.
emmiekinz 0
you're an idiot, lmao.
Bertj 5
You could just pretend that the whole point of your essay was to prove that Las Vegas is the authentic city that never sleeps.. Just maybe rewrite the conclusion of your essay. And off you go.
jacqueline101 0
we sleep tho just not at night(:
brunettegurly 0
24, 4 is right you dumbass