Today, I wrote a 2000 word essay on "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps". I was proud of my work, until someone pointed out that New York is "The City That Never Sleeps", not Vegas. FML
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Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I’m in Las Vegas on vacation with my boyfriend and his dad. After staying in his dad’s dirty, dusty, toilet-broken Arizona cabin, we’re now in a cheap, shady, smoke-filled Vegas motel. I’m picking the hotels next time. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't, therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on page 11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
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vijer 0
You could argue that Las Vegas is also a "city that never sleeps", since people stay up all night gambling or out at clubs. However, Las Vegas is usually recognized as "Sin City" and the slogan is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".
bama1331 0
haha dumb ass
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Comments (105)
brittanyl 0
Its the city of lights moron
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Paris is the City of Light. Las Vegs is Sin City.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Also it should be it's as in "it is" not its. You really shouldn't be calling anyone a moron.
mea_iloveskiing 26
If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere =)
Brandiefaye101 0
Idiot
someone234 5
umm shut up
Barette_fml 7
Aw, that sucks. You're from the UK so it's alright, **** if I know all the nicknames for European cities. Just change the title, and modify the essay a bit. Las Vegas is kind of like New York, except shittier and really tacky.
TheDrifter 24
No way is NYC better than Vegas. I'll admit Vegas is tacky, but what does New York have going for it other than a bunch of city-centric snobs and the perpetual smell of stale urine?
enoughgrace 4
#59, It's up to you...
mea_iloveskiing 26
New york, new york ( I mean, las vegas las vegas =) )
BWill9014 4
lol nice
deepbluesea 1
I had to YDI you because why not google "the city that never sleeps" before you began the paper? However if your paper supports your thesis, then it is plausible there is more than one city that never sleeps.
XBCX96 4
Wow, you're stupid XD
CeeCee_fml 16
Well, I was preparing to call you an idiot but then I noticed that you were from the UK. So, yeah, you can just alter the title, it isn't a big deal.
xxcrayonsxx 0
lmfao